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Care for a crabcake? No thanks. I had a cracker in April. Inside: It’s your birthday splurge.
Cute lil’ fella! Wonder what he’s thinking. Oooh! I see London, I see France…. Inside: I’m thinking you should have a Happy Birthday.
Hey. Does this mean visiting hours are over? Inside: Not feeling well…may you rest in peace.
Honest. My kilt’s still at the cleaners. For six months? Inside: Don’t skirt the issue….have a Happy Birthday.
How’d you know it was a hairpiece? I think it was the chin strap. Inside: Getting better looking every year! Happy Birthday.
In case of triple bogey Break glass. Inside: Hope your birthday is a hole-in-one!
Leave the bottle. Inside: The formula to a successful birthday…milk it for all it’s worth!
Man…I gotta pee somethin’ fierce. Inside: Here’s a shocker…I remembered your birthday.
My sister will be down in a minute. In the meantime here’s some photos of her in big underpants when she had the flu. Inside: Don’t worry…you can’t really die from embarrassment. Get Well Soon.
The good news is that I discovered a cure for cancer. The bad news is that it’s a suppository. Inside: Birthdays, they’re a pain in the ass!
What’s that Dad? You want me to get the “rolling ball” off your “mutts”? No, no, no. He said, “Take the polling call from the putz.” Get the bowling ball off his nuts… Inside: Good to see you’re still on the ball!
Wow, those pants make my ass look big. Inside: Happy Birthday from one big ass to another.
Wow, Gesundheit. Inside: Sorry to hear you’re as sick as a dog.
You gotta believe me! I know it’s not “feed a cold, starve a beaver!” Inside: Hope they’re taking good care of you! Get Well Soon.
…and sometimes I paint myself orange and play on the freeway or I shave my… This is one sick puppy. Inside: You’re sicker than I thought! Get Well Soon.
I love these par fives. Inside: Here’s to a hole-in-one kind of day! Happy Birthday
So did you two lovebirds leave room for dessert?
Birthday Card – I think that one’s a male…
Looks like another one’s crept up on you…….
But we couldn’t find any from ” the jungle stud” and his “Amazon Temptress”.